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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
-Captain Quint, Jaws 1975
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Sorry I'm late.
ELLERBY
Staff Sergeant Dignam is our
liaison with the undercover
section. Their undercover work is
extensive. He's here to give us his
report. Sgt. Dignam.
SGT. DIGNAM
OK. They're out there, my people.
They're like the fuckin' Indians.
You're not gonna see them. You're
not gonna hear about them except
through me or Captain Queenan. You
will not, ever, know the identity
of undercover people. This shit
hole, unfortunately, has more
fuckin' leaks than the Iraqi navy.
ELLERBY
Fuck yourself.
SGT. DIGNAM
I'm tired from fucking your wife.
ELLERBY
How's your mother?
SGT. DIGNAM
Good. She's tired from fucking my
father.
OH YEA, I FORGOT, FUK THE CAPN, AND I CAN'T STAND FUKN AMATEURS!!!!!!!!!!!
OVER AND OUT.!!!!!!!!!
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